dynamite with a laser beam.

i love this. :))

Best friend, do you say AHMbrella or OOMbrella? 'Nuff said 'nuff said!! HAHA.

Happy birthdays, Limmy & Otry! (:
 

Happy August Birthdays, Deb, Bro and Dee! (:




Oh & Jayden drew me a couple of days ago.



:P

Happy birthdays, Tzeee, Chai & Renee! (:
<3

BINTAN TOMORROW!

HAPPY 21ST MONICASLOPLOVE! <3
From Secondary 3 till now, SLOPPINA LOH MON. Skipping Amath and POA lessons & writing loads of cards and letters though we saw each other daily!! Sitting together with our group of girls every day at the first red table in the canteen, all of us all squeezing like mad and eating the usuals.. Both being perfectionists (for the wrong reasons), laughing at the most moronic things and LISTENING TO 987FM and being on the phone on a daily basis!! Gonna see you later babycakes-you-just-don't-know-oh! (:

June 30th:

HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, MOTHERKOH. (:
The woman I most love, the one with the funniest and most bimbotic and sometimes bitchy antics, the woman who can mimick any actors or actresses on shows (especially the villains) making me laugh my butt off every single time, the woman who loves & trusts God so so so very much, the woman who uses youth lingo and asks me how to spell Singlish words just to use them in her smses. The one who tells the FatherKoh that I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING so he gives in when she's the one who's having the food craving heh heh. :)

July 1st:


& HAPPY SEXY 21ST DARLING YEO.
My lousy-chinese-writing-on-MSN partner HAHAHA how we'd meet and splurge on cab fares and food, how we'd always have these sleepovers, and yes, STOP reminding me of the incident eons ago  when we said we'd get piss drunk at my place and we ended up mixing vodka:ribena like 0.5:9.5 HAHAHA and eating maggi mee instead, and even with that little bit of alcohol we decided to throw it away to drink Pokka green tea and eat your favorite B&J's chocolate chip and cookie dough icecream instead cos we're just cool like that. :b And how we were SOOO bloody enthusiastic about all our diets and losing weight and we booked the NP badminton court for 2 long hours,  played for 10 minutes and ended up going for prata near my place.. It's been 6ish years too and I LUBCHEW NONG TIME. Meesua at my place soon! Hope you loved your party and our gifts and all on Saturday heh. SEE YOU LATER.

Years ago.. Featuring the younger NEEGAAAAs. :B








♥

On another note, Bestfriend just amused me and made me LOL on MSN:

Yuki @ 4:37
Hello
do u know where my bestie is?
i'm afraid she got eaten up by a terrible monster

Clare @ 4:38
hello!
OMG
im not sure!!
lemme go check
OH HERE SHE IS. HELLO BESTFRIEND
HAHAHA

Yuki @ 4:38
omgg!!!!
ur alive!!!!!!!!
i thought the terrible monster ate u up and ran away to alienland!!!
cos i didn't hear from u for SO LONG T.T
*SOB*

Clare @ 4.40
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA I LOVE YOU!

Yuki @ 4.40
hahahaha you disappeared!

Clare @ 4.40
I NEH!

Yuki @ 4:40
wait ah lemme quote
"im gonna bid for my blahblah ttyl!!!"

Clare @ 4.41
HAHAHAHA SHITTTTTTT

Yuki @ 4:41
*waits for one week*
uh huh still dare to say ah hahaha

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my sis-in-law, the ever-so-patient mother of Jayden. ((:
the one who juggles this 2-year-old and another certain 29-year-old. <3



AND happy birthday, SUPERLIDE, Mr. "O-M-G I'm like f-ing HIGH lah!" We <3 you!

Nobody deserved such bad Engrish.



And I'll renovate the Christmas tree in December.



Pretty ambitious for a packet of Hawflakes.

Reminds me of the recent hilarious email the school wrongly sent out titled "Poloshit Design Contest".

Thanks for reminding me of this site again, Monst! :P
http://engrishfunny.com/

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAYS, IER AND M'LOVE CHLOE! ((:

AND HAPPY BLESSED BIRTHDAY, KRISHDEAR! (:
I'm terrible at remembering birthdates ):

Pictures from yesterday + my grandma's 74th birthday celebration:

Happy 21st, Khoo Luohan, my very first driving instructor. The fishes will swim forever.



Happy 21st, Angieluv, Team 7 crusher. Hahahaha I will never, everrr forget the 27th of May. :)



Happy 21st, Goh LAOPO!! Hahaha since Secondary 3, wo ai ni much!

<333

cut my own hair on Sunday because i was bored.
it's much shorter now. i was bored for a number of times.
ONE MORE PAPER LEFT. UN. UNO. YI. ICHI. SATU. ONE.
have been twittering, Dee says its good for me since i always blog with so little words.

Happy 20th birthday, Cheongster!!
For all the talks about your friend's golden mushrooms and shitting incident, the numerous unglam moments, ranting about relationship related problems, laughing so hard till we couldn't breathe at 3+am in the morning because we were going on and on about our El Bulli and foodie escapades, critiquing those YouTube videos, our spanish email replies, your bullet train talking speed and acronyms etc.
(L)